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of 20/20 vision in most TV's when they appraise them- selves in the mirror..... The TV who says "I just put on a little powder and it didn't look bad at all"... The TV who roams outdoors where he might be seen and decides to remove his wig.....The TV who threatens to commit suicide because of intolerance at home and doesn't do anything about his situation.... Frederick's hip and fanny pads who leave a horrible depression between hip and fanny.....Kids dropping in..... ....Kids staying for more than five minutes.. kids......The TV who complains about his big waist- line but won't do anything about it.... The TV who can't even sew a button on a blouse...

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Of course I want to make perfectly clear that none of the complaints just mentioned apply to any of the TV's I've met. (With this disclaimer I avoid any kickbacks, right?). And finally, one confession: I did not have my ears pierced as I had promised myself I would. I made the mistake of asking for too many people's opinion about what I was about to do...and 90% oppossed the idea, their main objection being: what will you say if people at your business place should notice? I guess from so much mulling it over I got "chicken" and I didn't do it. Funny thing I feel terribly guilty about this. As if I had betrayed Susanna.

Anyway.... onwards we go...there's so much joy in being a Nam Ban Noy Johng...and by the way, let me use this column as a vehicle to tell Virginia that of course I'll be delighted to cooperate on the series of tests programmed with UCLA.

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Not to question Susanna's spelling, but I am wonder- ing if "Koon Yum" is not a dialect or provincial spelling of another diety I have heard of called "Quan Yin". Maybe the transliteration into English is at fault but I think these two Godesses, who were both males, are one and the same.....

VIRGINIA

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